Lightweights Anonymous

By Anna Warwick
Updated February 22 2013 - 9:13am, first published January 25 2013 - 9:50am
Slow down ... how to counteract the binge-drinking culture.
Slow down ... how to counteract the binge-drinking culture.

I can't drink for Australia, even if it is Australia Day tomorrow. I envy those people who can knock back drink after drink for hours on end but only get a bit jolly, ready to wake up bright and early the next morning to sprint along the beach. I only need one drink to be busting out 80s dance moves. Any more than that and I am in a world of pain, closeted in darkness like a vampire the next day.